What Came First, The Trade Rumor or .... The Trade Rumor
by Taryn "The Coop" Cooper
Read Coop's column here.
'Tis the season for speculation. Coop explains.But how many times have we heard the Manny-to-Mets rumors since then? Oh, just about any time a local sports writer has nothing better to do with his or her time since Omar Minaya either has his poker face on or they seriously do not have anything of value to write about.
"Moses came ridin' up on a quasar.
His spurs were jingling, his door was ajar,
His buckle was silver, his manner was gold,
I asked him to come on in out of the cold.
His brain was boilin', his reason was spent,
Nothing is borrowed, nothing is lent.
I asked him for mercy he gave me a gun,
Now and again these things just got to be done."
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