John "Metstradamus" Coppinger

Posted Friday, February 23, 2007

"At the tender age of six, I learned of this crazy sport we call baseball at Shea Stadium, watching Tom Seaver pitch the first ever baseball game I ever saw. Thinking that every game would be this way, I became a fan of the New York Mets. Seaver requested a trade just one season later and, until the last minute, I was supposed to have been part of that deal. That is, until Joan Payson signed me to a lifetime contract extension at the last minute...in blood!

One world championship and countless heartache later, I continue to fulfill my lifetime contract by seeking the truth, then spreading it to the masses. If along the way I can change one mind...touch one heart...piss off one Yankees fan...then I can truly say that I've changed the world."

 

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